Punish the deed, not the breed.
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Dogs are so filled with love that when they fart, they fart out love, and that’s why their farts smell so bad because love stinks
My dog just farted and it was really cute
I love hearing the cheater talk about how bad cheating is
"we live in a world where women are sexualized but can’t be sexual"
one of my late night thoughts (via masturbationdestination)
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"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
Monica Drake- Clown Girl (via tropicalrainstorm)
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