My thoughts when I got married:
“Yes I will have endless cuddles forever”
My current situation:
Sleeping on the opposite side of the bed to avoid the extremely loud snoring and smelly farts
my immigrant parents risked their lives to give me a better future. what do white americans do for their kids, except teach them racism?
My parents didn’t teach me racism
circachartreuse yeah except this ones probably not the anti-Christ
coveredinjules looks like Holly!